[javascripthater]

I am employed as a senior software engineer at Microsoft, on the side I like to steal from parked cars with clearly visible valuables in suburbs adjacent to our office. You can make a fortune selling this garbage on the internet with little risk, I make usually an extra $800 - sometimes $2000 in a good week if multiple high end laptops.

[dysoco]

Well AI certainly can't do THAT

[mac3n]

of course, you're also harvesting credentials from these laptops

[misaki00]

Are you serious?

[AznHisoka]

This is an internet forum… not a court…

[xupybd]

It is clearly a joke.