[lgriffith]

At least the Unix wizard can pretend he is going to make it work. All he needs to do is pipe this into that and write just one more filter. Then he can ....

By that time both he are you are lost in a blur of keystrokes and flashing characters on the display. As you leave the computer room, you can hear him muttering: "Oh, damn. I am in the wrong shell. I have to do it this other way...tap...tap...tap...."

The truth is, it doesn't really work there either. You are simply tired of waiting and are willing to accept almost anything to stop the annoying tapping noise and the endless muttering.

Hey, it keeps us off the streets so it isn't all bad.

[davi]

No, no, don't you see, that's a bad wizard. You just have to go on a quest for a good wizard. Then everything will be fine.

[lgriffith]

and the one ring to control them all.