[catlikesshrimp]

"During the prep I said, "wow I wonder how sharp the knife"" Is there something missing in the story? (drugs, coercion, self harm ideas, anything) I have had my fair share of avoidable cuts, but none of them included looking at the edge before happening.

[coryrc]

The way you asked that question is wholly inappropriate for a public forum and also rude.

[rpastuszak]

Irony deficiency

[delfinom]

I didn't look at the edge, I was just thinking of that idea while slicing some vegetables and coincidentally not paying attention at the same time.