[flexagoon]

1. Age-gate social media

2. Children start using VPNs to bypass the ban

3. Age-gate VPNs

4. Repeat steps 2-3

Truly a masterful plan.

[subscribed]

Don't forget about plans to scan phones (in this iteration).

[inigyou]

It's actually

1. Ban something

2. People bypass the ban

3. Ban however they're bypassing the ban

4. Goto 2