[lukan]

"love having our scroll hijacked? "

You are the silent majority?

No doubt non technical people have different UX experience than tech nerd, but I have seen plenty of "normal" people curse at artsy fluffy design, that made known navigation skills useless and nobody likes their time wasted.

[latexr]

Pretty sure your parent comment was being sarcastic. Why else would they write “choppy javascript keyframes fills me with joy”?

[lukan]

Well, I missed that word, but my irony/sarcasm detector has lately been a bit uncalibrated by the current zeitgeist.

[psygn89]

The "choppy" JS keyframes helps give it a cinematic and authentic feel. /s