[Schlagbohrer]

"then later dropped in a toilet before sitting for over a year in a bag of rice"

Oh my god please tell me someone remembered to throw the toilet-water-rice out and not accidentally use it for cooking X-(

[mircerlancerous]

Author here. What boiling water doesn't take care of all that ;)

[FerretFred]

< that's the nearest I can get an award!

[MisterTea]

Toilet rice builds character.