[kevinconroy]

Marketing: That's great, but can we change it so that it says now with 25% more buzz? And also get anyone who reads FIZZBUZZ to sign up for our newsletter?

[Sodaware]

Marketing: And can you add some social media buttons? That will help it go viral.

[dccoolgai]

Sales: Yeah, our nerds just completed this new platform called FIZZBUZZ we want you to buy. What's that? Of course it's a fully-featured CMS/CRM/DataWarehouse/SocialMediaAggregator, the developers just have to make a few tweaks...they should be finished in a day or two at most.

[rowsdower]

Support: Your salesperson told you WHAT?! FIZZBUZZ isn't really capable of that, I'm sorry. No. No. I'm sorry, no. No, again, I apologize, I can't change that for you right now. If you'd like, I can put in a feature request for you. No, I can't give you an ETA...

[FuzzyDunlop]

Technical Cofounder: Can we release it as a simple REST API that lets you calculate fizz buzz in the cloud?

[alexpopescu]

Researcher: What is the meaning of FIZZ and BUZZ? What's the definition of the operation by which FIZZ and BUZZ combine into FIZZBUZZ?