[akoboldfrying]

What about: Pac-Man, but you're a dot. Time passes, ghosts pass through you occasionally, then suddenly: inky blackness.

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>but you're a dot. Time passes, ghosts pass through you occasionally, then suddenly: inky blackness.

Replace ghosts with posts and you have dictated a normal HN user's life..

[flux3125]

This reminds me of Coconut Simulator