Orbital datacenters are still hypothetical, at best.
In any case:
>They don't need to be situated anywhere near their customers
They are situated “near” their customers… assuming those customers are also Starlink customers. That's really the only remotely-decent reason (IMO) to put datacenters in orbit: to fulfill the same role for space-based customers (including satellite Internet users) that “edge” datacenters do for geographically-local customers.
That's easy enough to fix by charging datacenters at a higher rate than residential customers. Most electrical utility companies already have separate residential/industrial/commercial rates, specifically to prevent large-scale consumers from spiking small-scale consumers' prices.
Here in Nevada, NV Energy's in the process of getting state PUC approval for datacenter-specific “large-load electrical service agreements” specifically to ensure datacenters foot the bill for the infrastructure and generation buildouts needed to support them. Hopefully it goes through, since that seems to me like the exact right way to go about it.