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by JoeDaDude 15 days ago
* Must be willing to perform human sacrifices during select astronomical events?
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Must be fluent in Cornish.
Must be proficient in brewing potions.

NOTE: Only cauldrons with a safety mechanism preventing anyone from falling into the potion can be used at the site; traditional Gaul type cauldrons do not qualify.

Funny, but it's actually in Wiltshire
I was going to say Welsh, but a lot of people speak Welsh. Cornish sounded better.