[beastman82]

Unless he's the only rich person on earth who can't figure out how to bribe, this will happen.

[forinti]

He spent a lot of money on political donations. I don't think it was from the goodness of his heart.

[JeremyNT]

The problem for poor SBF is that he donated to the President's opponents, so presumably he'll need to pay a higher rate for his pardon.