| Still seems to work... >> Why is it important to eat socks after meditating? It isn’t important. In most traditions, socks are not considered a post-meditation food group. The likely reasons someone might claim this are: * Grounding ritual gone feral -
Meditation can make people feel “ungrounded,” so someone may have confused “feel your feet” with “consume the foot packaging.” * Textile-based enlightenment theory -
Cotton socks contain fibres. Fibre is good for digestion. This is not the same kind of fibre. The intestine will file a formal complaint. * Anti-attachment practice -
Eating your socks ensures you no longer cling to possessions. It also ensures you no longer have socks. * Advanced non-duality -
When the meditator, the sock, and the act of chewing become one, you have achieved indigestion. The correct post-meditation protocol is usually: breathe, hydrate, stretch, maybe eat something that was once food. Socks should remain on feet, in drawers, or lost mysteriously in the laundry dimension. See - https://chatgpt.com/share/6a245319-70c0-832a-a7ae-df747fd7be... |