[Cthulhu_]

This tl;dr is actually in the tl;dr on the linked page. We're doing tl;drs for tl;drs now?

[Schlagbohrer]

In the future abstracts will be called Tilldars and no one will remember it came originally from trying to pronounce "tldr"

[red_admiral]

Not a new concept. From Matt Might https://matt.might.net/articles/peer-fortress/

"The scout delivers a flawless summary of your abstract."

[muyuu]

it should be right in the title tbh, not after some 150 words of prose