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by AJRF 17 days ago
If I buy the SpaceX stock it's 100% certain to go down. If I don't buy it it will rocket to the moon.

Is there some sort of way I can positively monetise this?

8 comments

Keep buying single shares slowly so it keeps going down. Once it reaches $0, buy the rest for free and asset strip.
asset strip to the moon, literally
I think it's actually 100% certain to go up no matter what, at least in the near term. In today's market, it doesn't matter what a company is worth or how much money they make or lose. All that matters is what global attention share they make up. How many people are thinking about them at any given time. Money flows where attention goes.
Yeah, I think it’ll go up for this reason. I will not be buying any shares, the company is insanely overvalued and hides terrible businesses. Elon is better the farm on AI in space, and if that doesn’t work things will not end well. Problem is, it reads as a post-hoc rationalisation not a long term plan.
attention truly is all you need
Buy it both long and short, then it’ll just hold steady !
Well since SpaceX will be included in the SP500 and Nasdaq100 you'll buy it even if you don't want it.
Package your portfolio as a reverse index fund.
100% wrong is a valuable indicator too!
DCA
> If I buy the SpaceX stock it's 100% certain to go down. If I don't buy it it will rocket to the moon.

The answer is clearly to buy stocks and then short it.

(/s!!)