[fontain]

If the Orphan Crushing Machine is just a machine you don’t need to worry about it being put on wheels.

[strangescript]

Hopefully we never do something silly like making a lead pushing machine that operates at high velocity, then mass produce it, what a terrible precedence that would set.

[mapt]

"A device for quickly removing inconvenient mountains".

[Joker_vD]

We're actually putting it on tracked treads, those give us superior reach and ensure delivery even to the most unwilling customers.