[baggachipz]

"Copilot, write me a drivel article which could have been a 3-line press release, but instead use every unnecessary superlative you can conjure. Ignore any possible criticism and pretend this device is the second coming of Computer Christ"

[transcriptase]

Yeah I feel like I just read an advertisement someone adapted from marketing materials.

[Gigachad]

Because that’s exactly what it is.