| > ... where the indigenous population kills any outsider... Ah yes. Romanticizing the noble savage. It's as old as, I don't know what exactly (I could ask a LLM but fuck it). Why stop at killing outsiders? We can do better... We could also romanticize cannibalism that was all alive and well when europeans discovered the americas (yup, both in north and south america there was cannibalism). What about we forget about the enlightenment and the great philosophers and just take a shortcut: why don't we start writing articles about how we should we should start eating each other? Yup, just eating. Because, you know, the myth of the noble savage. So why not? And let me one-up that: what about torturing kids as much as possible (which was a thing in southern america before it got conquered), to extract as many tears as humanly possible? What about we venere the noble savages who were doing just precisely that. Oh but it was "contextual". Yeah: explain me the concept, please. Wait: I can one-up that. Cannibalism? Wanna me to romanticize slitting the throat of your enemies and then raping and then turning into slaves their wives and daughters? Oh wait I've got an even better idea: combine that with eating their boys. Rape the daughters, eat the boys. Not many lost calories. Rape and enslave the daugthers and wives, torture the boys so that they cry as much as possible, then eat them (alive, because why not). Such noble savages. Very connection to nature. Much simplicity. Deep down all of us (well, you mostly really) aren't we (well, you mostly really) deeply connected to these wonderful noble savages? /s (just in case it is isn't clear that this is sarcasm... I wouldn't want to end up in trouble) |