[gred]

New PR: revert GitHub software and infrastructure to version of June 1st, 2018.

New PR: disable new user signups for 6 months

HR initiative: all future KPIs automatically require three-nines availability; all bonuses are forfeited, regardless of accomplishments, if annual availability falls below target

HR initiative: fire CEO and CTO

[rahkiin]

New PR: disable Github API New PR: block (ai) bots through attestation to make usage predictable

[0xblinq]

Finance initiative: Undo the Microsoft purchase

[thr0w4w4y1337]

Github does not have a CEO

[gred]

We're halfway there!

[fapjacks]

Imagine if we did this for countries.