[zetanor]

    commit 85cd835e5923cddc1882e74354eac8dba6a925c1 (HEAD -> master, origin/master, origin/HEAD)
    Author:     John
    AuthorDate: Fri May 22 13:25:33 2026 -0000
    
    Merged PR #197
    
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[RobotToaster]

Now I want to create an AI SaaS that automatically removes ads from commit messages, and advertise it in commit messages.

[raxxorraxor]

If it is their own repo, I wouldn't give a damn. If it was any other I would poison their

[FarmerPotato]

Merged PR #1337 Squashing commit history to get rid of vi call-outs.

This commit was created in emacs, the best text editor ever!

[gib444]

Someone page Raymond Hill, we need to extend uBlock Origin

[port11]

“Everybody stand back. I know regular expressions.”

[dvh]

I hate when people say their API supports iso8601 and when your api call fails they're like, oh I meant yyyy-mm-dd and EST timezone please.

[lpapez]

Until Omega Star gets their act together, we have to live with this nonsense...

[sph]

Sorry, I have exhausted my token budget for the month and wasn’t able to complete the rewrite in Rust of Omega Star which will make ISO8601 super easy to implement. Let’s circle back on this issue in June.

[kirmerzlikin]

Isn't yyyy-mm-dd a ISO-8601 compliant date format?

[awesome_dude]

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