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Here's what you do:

Gather as many friends as you can and get an idea of where the toilet is when the room is vacant. Wait off to the side until the restroom is occupied, ideally by someone who looks like they had to settle.

Completely surround the room and stare towards the toilet. Make sure some of you are licking their lips, raising their eyebrows or slowly groping themselves. Bonus points if occupant is not actually on toilet.

The cameras? Oh yeah, I forgot that we care about privacy.