[iamalizard]

Or have a button that makes the text left-aligned for easier reading.

[Wowfunhappy]

I think that very much defeats the point of making it look like a newspaper.

[entropie]

Which might be fine? Since web pages are not newspaper sites one might say its just not the ideal way of presenting information.

[Wowfunhappy]

This entire submission is styled to look like a newspaper. If you just want information that's available at news.ycombinator.com.