I’d like to subscribe to stick™ pro! I tried a piece of string and it waved around in the wind and didn’t work, so I think I may need a paid service for this.
your in luck
due to a need to redirect our efforts we are opensourcing, stick™ and stick pro, under the historic source code "anelemma" which is stick™ plus rocks™
instruction manual:place stick verticaly on planet.
observe shadow™ and place rock™ at point of
of maximum shadow length, each day
continue untill the pattern starts to repeat.
reverse engineer orbital dynamics and gravitational atraction from resulting pattern.
scratch head.
build civilisation.