[nubinetwork]

They call American football handegg, we should be able to do the opposite. :P

[AndrewDucker]

The opposite of "hand egg" is not "foot egg".

And the point is that the object played in "American Football" is not a ball. Balls are round. It is egg shaped. The object played in "Football" is a ball. Describing the ball in football as an egg just makes you look like you can't see properly.

[cobbzilla]

i get it, it’s not the canonical “egg shape”, but many eggs (fish/frogs/etc) are spherical.

[AndrewDucker]

"Foot Fish-egg" would be pretty funny, I agree.

[Symbiote]

Foot-roe, or foot-spawn for amphibians.

[Yiin]

that just sounds petty for the sake of pettiness, surely you can do better in terms of mocking

[louthy]

Which is foot ball. Not foot egg.

[ktallett]

The opposite would be foot ball. Although both are petty as anyway both are called it because it is played on foot with a ball. Not because you use your foot to kick a ball.

[dfxm12]

Soccer is also known as "divegrass", not footegg...