[craftkiller]

> they have a headphone jack

And an American flag with the incorrect number of stripes. I wonder which 2 colonies they decided weren't worth including on their phone.

[platevoltage]

I'm going to guess New York and Massachusetts.

[Zigurd]

The two surplus stars are going to Alberta and Greenland.

[ChoGGi]

Oh.. you're not kidding. That's uh something.

[eudamoniac]

The text is stylistically the last stripe

[craftkiller]

Wow, if that's actually the intent then that's _deeply_ disrespectful to the tens of thousands of original Americans who died in our revolutionary war.