[mkw5053]

I would not have believed you if you had told me they had the engineering and operations talent to prevent personal data leaks, among many other things.

[Finnucane]

I would not have believed that they had 'engineering' or 'operations'.

[Uncle_Brumpus]

"Hello, Aliexpress seller? Can you paint them gold?"

Is about how I expect it all went.

[BuildTheRobots]

You underestimate the laziness.

"Can you paint them gold? And how about custom packaging and drop-shipping as well?"