[internetguy]

It is a little ironic that this article reads so much like an AI-generated one.

[feverzsj]

It is. Just count how many em dashes in it.

[duskdozer]

And the article images with the signature AI-face

[robot_jesus]

I love my em dashes but I can't disagree with your assessment at all.

The entire tone is pure AI slop.

[sockaddr]

Any company that uses that type of background image definitely churns out AI slop