[QuantumNoodle]

I'm more surprised hackers found a large enough uptime window to do this.

[hungryhobbit]

For those not getting the joke, GitHub has had an increasingly difficult keeping itself up since Microsoft acquired them.

It's gotten a lot worse (and made news) more recently, as the downtime as increased.

[miki123211]

*since coding agents caused their commit rate to increase 14x.

[platevoltage]

A problem that they contributed to.

[nicce]

Maybe they actually try to increase the uptime now by making Copilot plans worse.

[QuantumNoodle]

Giggity.

[pathartl]

No, it's had an increasingly difficult time keeping itself ever since they fixed their uptime metric collection, added Actions, and exploded in users.

[gjtorikian]

Copying a joke posted somewhere else? Wow https://x.com/anshuc/status/2056898035159056558

[fragmede]

Thinking a GitHub uptime joke is so creative only one person could have thought of it? Wow.

[gjtorikian]

It’s a word for word copy from the original.

[QuantumNoodle]

> holy sh*t, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?

> I'm more surprised hackers found a large enough uptime window to do this.

Certainly not a novel thought. But may I suggest you brush up on https://pbskids.org/games/play/sorting-box/487