[MattCruikshank]

> None of these will work properly.

If I'm trying to tour one of the beautiful servers that people have made, yes, it absolutely would work for my use case.

I'm sorry my idea doesn't appeal to you.

Acting like it has no value for anyone means you don't understand my use case, or you don't care about me. It may entirely be my fault that you don't understand my use case, but I think you're being obstinate.

Cheers.