[TooSmugToFail]

So much more than my average of zero posts and zero replies per year.

[pixl97]

Heh, my experience with Twitter.

Signed up, got a notice 30 seconds later I needed to give my phone number.

Me: fuck that, what do the need that for.

Twitter a week later: Oh, by the way we gave all your phone numbers to hackers because we suck.

[spiderfarmer]

Next step: don’t follow any accounts, be greeted with a feed that’s filled to the brim with ragebait content posted mostly by bots and the people who act like them.