Radio Yerevan: A listener asks: "Is it true that in Moscow, on Red Square, they are giving away cars?"
Our answer: "Yes, it is true. Except it isn't in Moscow, but in Leningrad. And it isn't on Red Square, but on Palace Square. And they aren't cars, but bicycles. And they aren't giving them away, they are stealing them."
Radio Yerevan: A listener asks: "Is it true that in Moscow, on Red Square, they are giving away cars?"
Our answer: "Yes, it is true. Except it isn't in Moscow, but in Leningrad. And it isn't on Red Square, but on Palace Square. And they aren't cars, but bicycles. And they aren't giving them away, they are stealing them."