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> An agent will be shortly with you to assist in that endeavor.

In some parts of the world that's a death sentence for the target. In other parts, it's one for the agent.

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Oh, please. We're not cavemen here. A little coaching on internet best practices, a dash of psychological assistance, perhaps a girl scout cookie or two ...