[anal_reactor]

Step 1: route to a human

Step 2: 90% of users stop sharing their negative thoughts because "talking to a machine, not a human" was the entire selling point, giving them a sense of privacy and safety

Step 3: metrics go brrrrrrrr

[bonesss]

Step 1: route to a human

Step 2: engage ongoing trauma, grief, stress, paranoia, or reality-breaking episodes haphazardly with no clinical insights or boundaries or pre-screening, provoking new and occasionally catastrophic reactions, while holding full liability

Step 3: get mercy-murdered in the middle of the night by corporate’s lawyers swinging batteries in socks