[0x0000000]

This kind of behavior is never tolerated in the market. Your revenue is flat; they lay you off. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Your revenue is down, right to layoffs, right away. Revenue grows but less than guidance? Layoffs. Record revenue exceeding guidance? Believe it or not, layoffs.

[TSP00N3]

lol! For those that didn’t get the Parks and Rec reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw

[mgh2]

"Gel" comment

[Barbing]

Gel?

[jacobrussell]

"Gel" == "jail"

Watch the video above to get the reference :)

[Barbing]

Right away! Best videos in the world, gel

[alephnerd]

> This kind of behavior is never tolerated in the market

This is Cisco. They do layoffs every quarter and have been doing so since the early 2000s.

[Barbing]

  This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

[ivraatiems]

We have the best market in the world, because of ~~AI bubble~~ layoffs.