[tardedmeme]

Last time I was laid off they let me keep my laptop for the rest of the day. I gave it to them immediately to avoid any accusations of sabotage.

Eventually I tried to log into one of my old cloud accounts, to find it was only disabled since 9 days after my layoff. Pretty sloppy.

[halper]

Last time I resigned, I got to keep the laptop and got to promise I had deleted everything work-related.