[tactlesscamel]

I much prefer a 60mi commute to a 96km commute. It is less depressing.

[lofaszvanitt]

So you live in a constant mirage, a delusional reality? :)

[tactlesscamel]

Thought I'd get settled in before the mandate ;]

"AI is making the world better by enabling business to circumvent the leading loss of profit."

"The economy is making a comeback: A new gas station has helped rejuvinate the job market by offering $15/hr jobs to replace those 70k/year careers."

"Thanks to Flock and human behavior patterns, we can arrest criminals in near real-time." (Okay, this one isn't a thing, yet.)