[irishcoffee]

I see your outrage and raise you your own mistaken assumptions.

You have no idea, at all, how much my wife or I travel for work, among many other things about my life. You don't know about any of the myriad of health problems I would have, or my spouse, or my kids. You don't even know if I have a variety of stores at which I could "stop by for 3 hours a week." You don't know my work schedule, or my wifes.

Take a deep breath. I wasn't assuming anything about anyone. You however, are doing that.