[jQueryIsAwesome]

Odds of developing cancer: 1 in 3

Lets convert it to a cancer awareness foundation; where they touch you for actually important reasons.

Source: http://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancerbasics/lifetime-probabili...

[natrius]

Don't give them any ideas. They might just add testicular cancer screenings to the current procedure.

[smsm42]

That would require almost no changes, so I'd say win-win.