[apt-apt-apt-apt]

Don't listen to him– he is a cat burglar, and you being deaf at night helps him steal your cats.

[flux3125]

> Don't listen to him

That's the idea

[user_7832]

Hopefully the ear plugs are good enough to not hear the "badum tiss" too :)

[reactordev]

Unless the joke lands on deaf ears

[alun]

Sounds like it did

[reactordev]

You don’t say

:)

[gchamonlive]

Is there such a flourishing black market for subtracted cats that would prompt burglars to steal these pets?

[fugaziboutit]

You can't subtract cats, you have to concatenate then truncate.

[lucas_t_a]

concatenating cats is useless use of cat, you can just provide more arguments instead

[ordu]

You can create a meme by concatenating cats: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longcat

[ro_bit]

Yeah they just finished their series A funding yesterday. Sorry to hear you missed out

[fwipsy]

I don't think it will work out. Dwarf fortress got it right. Cats own you, not vice versa.

[sebastiennight]

Which is the infinite money glitch.

You're worth X.

You have 1 cat who owns you, total value X.

Get 10 black market cats for free, now 11 cats own you for a total net worth of 11X.

That's even before considering the compound effect of each cat owning a human worth 11X, which means you can divest from 1 cat for 11X, and still be worth 110*X.

The system basically works like xAI shares. Don't look too close into it.

[gchamonlive]

That's seems like a shady business, I'll have a thousand shares

[sebastiennight]

There you go, here are your 1,000 shares for $0.0001.

Everybody! Pay attention now! Only 22,999,000 share tokens are left, and due to gchamonlive's massive transaction, the liquidity pool is moving fast, and a share/token is now worth $150,000. Don't miss out, act now!

[gchamonlive]

It's alright, I'll just hide my cats along with my kids and wife.

[tclancy]

You can tell by the sneakers.