[MyHonestOpinon]

I know if my Mexican wife is angry depending on how hot is the food and the sauces that she makes. I have also learned that very hot sauces can damage your nails as you scratch the walls the next day.

[tombert]

Funnily enough, my wife is Mexican and I think I have a higher tolerance for spicy food than she does. She won't even do the Taco Bell Fire Sauce.

[MyHonestOpinon]

That is a bit suspicious. How accurate is she with the chancla at long range?

[tombert]

Impressively accurate, as I have discovered.