[LegionMammal978]

I did actually make an attempt at that once for BGGP5 [0]. (That is, making a minimal, horribly insecure 'client' implementing just enough behavior to get a response from a server.) But I got demoralized by how much space the binary blobs for the crypto algorithms took up, in comparison to the actual machine code.

[0] https://binary.golf/5/

[dorianmariecom]

that url leads to scam

[cevn]

If you keep scrolling down there is some kind of contest, I was confused at first as well. It seems to be parodying scam sites.