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by Leonard_of_Q
41 days ago
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As long as Lavazza also sponsors the launch costs for the coffee cartridges which come in at ~100 times the weight of the free-dried alternative used in lieu of this contraption. Next up: - the Russians will launch a new module containing a rye farm and a distillery 'cause cosmonauts can't be expected to drink pre-bagged vodka. - The Americans, not to be outdone launch a ring-shaped module containing a stretch of prairie where cattle roam 'cause damn'it we'll have our grass-fed beef whether we're in space or not. - When the Indians finally get their module attached it will turn out to be somewhat reminiscent of the American one with the addition of a ghee factory - the Japanese module is full of water and fish and space-sea-weed with a small compartment for the sushi chef - the Chinese module is filled with earth and eggs behind doors bearing labels telling the crew when the required 1000 years have been reached - the Dutch turn up with a giant solar wind mill - ... |
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