[hawaiianbrah]

Eggs last a long time in the fridge! I could definitely go through 36 eggs myself over the course of 3 weeks. :)

[ryukoposting]

Actual conversation with a roommate from that time:

"Who's been eating all the eggs?"

"I'm not sure, how many eggs do you eat?"

"Not many, like 3 eggs in the morning."

"(Name), that's 21 eggs per week"

"... oh, yeah."

This friend was known as the mongoose for the rest of college.