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The entire article is just one long stream of short, punchy, declarative sentences. The latest Claude models are notorious for writing like this.

There's also a few cookie-cutter patterns that should immediately jump out at you if you're at all familiar with AI writing, such as:

> No hardware identifier is transmitted. No attestation is required. No certification layer determines who may participate. User privacy is structurally preserved, not promised.

> Google Cloud Fraud Defense is not a reCAPTCHA update. The QR code is the visible mechanism, but device attestation is the real product.