| Sorry, but every time I read news about the Cybertruck I have to think of the Simpsons Canyonero song: Can you name the truck that's been recalled twelve times,
Costs less each month 'cause nobody's buying mine? Cybertruck! Cybertruck! (Whip crack!) Her trim falls off when you drive through rain,
The steering locks up on the highway lane! Cybertruck! Cybertruck! Top of the line in utility trucks!
Started at a hundred, now they're slashing bucks! She's got a price that drops faster than her resale value,
And a windshield wiper motor that'll surely fail you! Cybertruck! Cybertruck! (Whip crack!) Twelve recalls in a single year!
Drive-by-wire that fills your heart with fear! The accelerator pedal pops right off the floor,
But Elon says it's you who doesn't love her more! Cybertruck! She rusts if you look at her wrong in the dew,
The tonneau cover works... for a week or two! She's marked down like a Kmart blue-light special now,
A stainless steel disaster and a broken vow! Cybertruck! Cybertruck! (Whip crack!) Whoaaa, Cybertruck! CYBERTRUCK! |