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by the_af 45 days ago
> In the old folk tales, things just happen. Fairness isn't guaranteed; and sometimes a guy makes a deal and gets eaten anyway; and sometimes someone dies for no reason.

Do you mean in Indian and Eastern European folk tales? Interesting! I should read more of those (I'm familiar with the usual suspects, but I'm sure I'm missing lots).

If I'm ever magically transported to a classic folk tale like Grimm's, this is my survival guide. Not fool-proof, but good enough:

- Always be kind to strangers, especially old men and women.

- Do not make promises lightly, but when you do, always honor them. Especially if you promised something to an animal that can, bizarrely, speak.

- Do not accept gifts from strangers, and do not follow strange old ladies into their homes.

- Always share what you have with others, e.g. food. If a stranger asks for a favor, always say yes and don't ask for anything in return.

- Do not go into the locked room / open the box they told you not to. You'll live a possibly ignorant but long and happy life.

- Do not mock anyone who looks strange or hideous.

- Always respect your parents and do not lie to them.

- (This is the hardest one) Always be the youngest son / daughter.