[ryandvm]

Pffft - they didn't need to store the whole UUID, just a hash. Dummies.

[dd8601fn]

They thought of that, but they were still working on hiring a team to maintain the hashing microservice.

[mstaoru]

Hashing microservice deployment was blocked by random generator microservice stuck in Pending because it needed an UUID from UUID microservice which was blocked by hashing.

[alserio]

"Learned a lot today, love Galactus"

[mrsvanwinkle]

already laughing from parent comment this is well done

[_3u10]

one hash is insufficent, they need k-hashes.

i get the joke, but seriously a bloomfilter would be a good idea.