[threetonesun]

Right, there's no form of racing that is a straight line, is there.

Regardless, optimizing a pick up for 0-60 time is a strange goal, unless you have some express desire to launch 2x4s a great distance in a complicated way.

[robocat]

Faster than electric:

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/JATO_Rocket_Car

[malfist]

Optimizing for it? Probably not. But side effect of it's ability to tow 10,000 pounds that also makes it hella fun to drive? Absolutely.

[MarkusQ]

You are dangerously close to initiating a new sport.

Someday, commentators filling air time on ESPN's "Need to Yeet" may bring up this comment as "the Casual Remark That Started it All".

[HeyLaughingBoy]

This has to be sarcasm, right?