[pezezin]

And I thought I was crazy for keeping a crowbar in the office...

(I work at a particle accelerator and we need to protect ourselves for interdimensional breaches)

[pseudohadamard]

Wouldn't you also want to keep a can of spray paint to draw the Elder Sign? You know, in case it was needed in a hurry.

Come to think of it, does an Elder Sign still work if you spray it onto a wall using a template? I think you need to investigate that the next time there's a breach... you've got plenty of interns right?

[pezezin]

I need to ask me Warhammer colleague...

[Obscurity4340]

Do you truky, in your heart of hearts, believe that?

[pezezin]

It is obviously a joke, but I bought it after several visitors asked us if we didn't have a crowbar xD