[vikingerik]

The Onion headline should be: Ted Turner dies at 87:05

[simmons]

Ah, that took a second to get. If anyone is stumped, it's a reference to Turner Time [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TBS_(American_TV_channel)#Turn...

[ButlerianJihad]

They are planning a 6-minute funeral and a 30-second commitment, while the left side teases a documentary on the birth of Mark Thompson's children

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreditsPushback