OK, say you're proposing an in-house tool to host your repo to your boss. What do you think will sound better? "Let's use this random vibecoded app I just found"? Or "Let's use GitHub"?
First they came for the four nines
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a power grid
Then they came for the three nines
And I did not speak out
Because I was not paying for Enterprise
Then they came for the two nines
And I did not speak out
Because the status page said all systems operational
Then they came for the one nine
And I did not speak out
Because I was a manager, and outages are just extra standup material
Then they came for the coin flip
And there was no one left to merge my PR
Because Actions was down
And so was Pages
And so was Codespaces
And the status page said all systems operational